Earlier this week, I got a very spontaneous invitation to a Christmas party in Las Vegas. This weekend, I very spontaneously went ( Read more... )

Since I don't actually want my mom to get an LJ -- because then she'll be able to read all the personal stuff I vent about here, and, um, AAAAH! -- I'll just keep reporting her thoughts. Today she offers some more insight on working in a high school discipline office -- she goes through the wringer. She often does it with a wry sense of humor, but ( Read more... )

Just moments ago, I had the experience of trying to explain, to a Spanish-speaking person over at my house, the plot of the movie Harvey.

Try that sometime.

It wasn't so much about knowing enough Spanish to do the job. While pointing to Jimmy Stewart on the video box, I babbled something along the lines of "Este hombre ve, todo el tiempo, un ( Read more... )

This is just one more: funny furniture ads.

Since this will be gone in a few days, I took the liberty of copying the text and posting it here. And now, you need to read it.

( This Coffee Table SAVED MY LIFE! Imagine what it could do for yours! - $80 )

Okay, lookee:

In real life, my first name is Tracy.

There is a town in California named Tracy.

I found this t-shirt for sale on eBay. Pay special attention to the slogan in the turquoise circle. The question is: is this something I should never buy/wear, or something I should immediately buy/wear?


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Thanks everyone for your nice comments about The Friends List Gallery. I'm still taking pictorial contributions, so if you want to be featured, just send me some pixelage! And I'll let you know when the darn thing finally works in Internet Explorer--I've got an email in to the guy who created the gallery script.


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Need some new toys?


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Le sigh. Another day of struggling with myself.

However, if I wanted to throw people off the scent of my slacking, I could always use one of these Blood Puddle Pillows. It would make it look like I was thinking so hard I started bleeding from the ears.


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Long before American Idol gave talentless hacks a place to delude themselves, there was public access. The following is ganked completely wholesale from omgblog.com (THE blog for fags and their hags). The Tuesday Nighters may have seen this before, but I haven't and it just...leaves me speechless.

Star of her own Tampa, FL public access show in ( Read more... )

Follow up to yesterday's birthday post, I have more information about National Gorilla Suit Day. Be informed.

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And ganked from
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